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Wear it weird

A pair of lightweight, fast drying board shorts covered in brains

Comes with side pockets, a zip-up pocket on the back and a velcro & button fly.
Ideal for beaches, holidays, summer and swimming.

£ 10.00

-£ 12.00

£ 22.00

  • Completely genderless
    All of our products can be worn by everyone in the gender spectrum. We carefully design the shape and cut to fit comfortably on bodies of all shapes and sizes.

  • Fully sublimated 
    We use the best imported Italian inks to sublimate onto soft polyester. This process gives us vibrant colours that never crack or fade, no matter how many times you wash them. We recommend washing inside-out at 30 degrees.

    Find out more about our process.
  • Never mass produced
    We're a small, independent company who never mass-produce. We only print a limited number of each design and many of our products are unique to every print!

  • Exclusive artwork 
    Everything you see on our site is hand-drawn by our in house artist and exclusive to Offend My Eyes.

Choosing the right size

All measurements are taken while the garment is laying flat and unworn. These shorts are fitted at the waist, so if you like a bit of wiggle room we suggest getting a size bigger than you would normally wear

We recommend measuring something you already own to make sure you get the perfect fit, but don't worry, if you do make a mistake we'll always exchange for another size at no extra cost as long as we have it in stock.

size chart